For the astringent modernist kids out there, Cafe Press has a selection of twelve-tone tees. My favorite is the "Keep Music Evil" T with "RIP Tonality 1682-1911" on the back. "Whether or not you agree that tonality died in 1911, you gotta agree that this shirt is funny. Piss off all your neo-romantic friends!" (Via Standing Room via NewMusicBox.)
