I Feel Love offers the following disturbingly plausible prospectus for "the tackiest production of the Ring ever": "The whole thing is set in an American high school. Gods vs Nibelungs = Jocks vs Nerds. Wotan is the basketball coach; Valhalla is the new school gym he's had built by doing dodgy deals with the Mafia (Fasolt and Fafner). The Valkyries are cheerleaders. Brünnhilde is the Natalie Wood/Molly Ringwald character who transgresses all social boundaries. Siegfried is the James Dean/Christian Slater figure who brings about the dialectical collapse of the whole rotten high-school caste system, and the burning of the school gym at the end ushers in a new social order based on Tolerance, Good Citizenship and Academic Merit! Tell me it wouldn't work."