Investigators have finally found a chink in Tom DeLay's armor: he was seen at a Three Tenors concert.
À la Sieglinde, suggested lines for the Majority Leader as he makes his way in the world of grand opera:
1. "Who does Alagna think he is, César Vezzani? Did Villazón have a dental appointment or something?"
2. "American opera houses have hardly begun to do justice to Zemlinsky, never mind Schreker."
3. "Girl, I know drunken go-go boys who can sing 'Vissi d'arte' better than Guleghina."
4. "Gergiev's tempos in Parsifal — talk about pest control!" etc.